A Well Placed Word

Why be limited to a handful of curse word vocabulary when you can colorfully express yourself in explicit detail in other ways?

For example, instead of saying, "That f*$#ing dog just s!*t all over my f#@!ing carpet again!" One could say, "The furry bag of evil just unleashed her foul, odoriferous revenge on my maggot-ridden carpet again." or something like that. (Bear with me, I'm writing without a cup of coffee.)

Inspire yourself to move beyond the limits of just f*&$ing procreation and dull s%$#. Why not exercise the right to say "poop" and "fecal matter" and "fermented bits of rotten manure" when referring to someone's term paper that they copied out of wiki? It's far more expressive, don't you think?